Lyrics:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the big shoooooowww! Give it up for the clownfish!
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song?
It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!
Which fish can perform operations? A sturgeon!
Why are fish so smart? They're always in schools!
Why is a fish easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales!
What TV game show do fish like best? Name that Tuna!
Which fish dresses the best? Swordfish- it always looks sharp!
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song?
It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!
What fish goes up the river at 100 miles an hour? A motor-pike!
Which fish is the most precious? Goldfish!
Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide!
Why did the fish go into business? They start at a small scale!
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the squid!
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song?
It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!
Once again, I'd like to thank you ladies and gentlemen, give it up one more time for the clownfish!
Isn't he great? Now everyone, snap your fingers!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam!
What did the fish do when its piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!
What do you get when you cross a school of fish with a herd of elephants? Swimming trunks!
what was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry FINN!
Why is a swordfish's nose less than 13 inches long? If it was 12 inches long, it would be a FOOT!
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song?
It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!